Bi2U80: Silent Teabagging

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A new appreciation is found for the malformed, Mexican, and midwestern.

Sean just got back into town from shooting in the midwest, and he has learned some lessons about friendly, authentic people, and how they deal with bull scrotums.  Peter and BK recap a week of Parkour, and celebrating the birth of America with food, fireworks and friends, all imported from separate countries.

The inhabatants of the Los Angeles Zoo is in grave danger, and a new reality show threatens the well being of happy, nuclear families everywhere.

It’s a new month, and we need you to vote for us on podcast alley. Give us a call at 206.49.lolbk, and join us live next Sunday for episode 81.

 
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Bi2U79: Bloody Schnozzle

I don’t care what you say. Chase Noface is a kickass kitty.

Despite this week’s showtitle and album art, Chase gets next to no airtime. Instead we talk about adventures with Suicidegirls, completely unrelated giant whales, hip German butter, and tomfoolery at ABC.

SSDLHR is mostly spent waxing Hulu’s balls.  We fucking love them.  We’ve also found a lot of guilty pleasure in Solitary.  Check it out.

The month of July starts this week, if you like us enough to be reading this, don’t forget to go vote on the first. We’ll be back next Sunday, keep an eye on /live for more details. As always, give us a ring at 206-49-lolbk if you want to provide us with conversation.

 
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Bi2U78: Currents & Condolences

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Summer has struck, and we are getting things done.

Minutes after we finished this recording, news broke about George Carlin’s unfortunate demise.  We did not have a chance to mention his passing on the show, but all three of us are very sad to see him go.  Our condolences go out to everybody.

Just miles away from an epic life ending in Santa Monica, Peter, Sean and BK cheated death as they survived a surfing session by the pier.  Brian’s bucket list is shortened by a few lines, Sean gets stood up by couple Latina gold-diggers, and Peter alludes to a former life of crime and deciept.  Lots of listener feedback, a successful Supersecretdownlowhollywoodradar followup and a trip to the hungry hungry PO box round out over an hour of nonstop entertainment.

Leave us messages to hear: 206-49-lolbk
email us things to say: show@brianisinyou.net
send us things to eat: PO Box 1133, Glendale, CA, 91206

 
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Bi2U77: Football & Fisticuffs

Relive our rambunctious recollection of terrorizing Taiwanese tramps.

The terrific three tell a tumultuous tale of tavern trouble, as a tiny troll of a tosser tries to target our team.  Stolen signals from television transmissions control the cadence of our condo, and fans’ phonetics flounder as their phone calls fall flat.

crank calls: 206.49.lolbk
lackluster letters: show at brianisinyou.net
loads of largesse:  Box 1133, Glendale, CA, 91209

 
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Bi2U76: Frozen Baby Bones

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Peter is back, and he will not stop talking about lactating.

It’s an amazing show, amazing like the miracle of life.  Join Sean, Peter and BK as we discuss the perils of prenatal yoga, and the challenge of juggling the responsibility of fatherhood with Pokémon cards.  The Supersecretdownlowhollywoodradar takes an unexpected twist when a concept for a reality show turns out good, and the hungry hungry PO box (PO box 1133, Glendale CA, 91206) provides us with wonderful content.

Leave us some voicemails for next week: 206.49.lolbk, and get us further up the ladder on podcast alley.  We love all of our fans, and pray that none of you ever get your heads slammed in cardoors.

 
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Bi2U75: Pouch of Douglas

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Douglas is a badass dude.  This episode, one of our finest, is in his pouchfinding honor.

Sean and BK are back for an all new live show, and it’s been an amazing day.  The first Five Guys on the West coast has finally opened, and Brianisinyou has the inside scoop on the debate that has been plaguing the podcast world for months: Five Guys versus In N Out.  Only one can reign supreme, and our exclusive interviews are going to set the record straight once and for all.

We’ll be live again on Sunday, and we hope to see you then.  In the meantime, tell your friends about the show and vote!  It’s a brand new month, and we need all of you to tell the internet how much you love Brianisinyou.

 
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Bi2U74: Aftershow Allstars

I’m alone in the house this week.  That means a week of not wearing pants, and editing together our second clip show ever.

After every live show, we keep recording until the entertainment is completely worked out of our collective system. This clipshow is a seamless mashup of our three greatest aftershows. Enjoy a second dose of our favorite co-hosts, callers and missing segments.  We cover everything from pissing the bed to working on Aquaman.  You’re going to like it.

We’ll be back for a live show soon. Keep an eye on brianisinyou.net/live to find out when that’s going to happen.

 
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Bi2U73: Protein Production

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If you ask me, it makes no sense.  Why buy a big tub of something that our bodies make on their own accord?    Buying tubs of protein makes as much sense as buying bags of blood, or urine.  It’s jsut stupid.

This week’s show was recorded early in the week, and early in the day, just so you guys could be blessed(?) with one more week of Peter.  We talk about fitness, TV shows involving boxes and holes, badass bikers, and listener feedback.  We’ve just hit the top ten in comedy at podcast alley, so a huge thanks goes out to everybody that helped.  If you haven’t voted yet this month, spend two seconds at brianisinyou.net/vote, and push us for some sort of internet-success.

Keep an eye on brianisinyou.net/live to find out when Sean and I will be live, and send birthday cards and beignets to our new PO box:

Brianisinyou
PO Box 1133
Glendale, CA 91209

 
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Bi2U72: Louie Anderson

It’s a shorter show with Peter and BK, while Sean is out shooting rap videos and corrupting young minds.

Working in reality television can be a life-changing experience, and we want all of you to live vicariously through us.  That’s why we explain the daily routines of reality tape dubbers, in explicit, frustration-venting detail.  If you’ve ever wondered how reality tv works, you’ve come to the right place.

This week’s Supersecretdownlowhollywoodradar (brought to you by Troy Chemical) discusses Donnie Darko S, a new project by Justin Timberlake, and the secrets of the Agro-craig.

You listeners are slacking.  Please go to brianisinyou.net/vote and vote for us on Podcast alley.  Also, call in some voicemails, and help out the show by clicking the PayPal button on the right. Listener interaction is really what keeps us going, and we’d love to hear from you.  You can also check out the brand new page at /help to see how you can offer your help.

 
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Bi2U71: 6510 Highland

6510 Highland is the heart and soul of the insecure men in women of Hollywood.  It’s the Lochness monster of Scotland, the Bermuda Triangle of Florida.  It’s the giant squid of a lone fisherman, the prom date of a man in with no eyes.  6510 Highland is where John Lennon went with his passing.  6510 Highland is many things to many people, but look at it in daylight beneath a lens and see that it is nothing more that a turd in wolves clothing.

Call us at 206.49.lolbk, and tell us what you’ve found within 6510 Highland.

 
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