Bi2U72: Louie Anderson

It’s a shorter show with Peter and BK, while Sean is out shooting rap videos and corrupting young minds.

Working in reality television can be a life-changing experience, and we want all of you to live vicariously through us.  That’s why we explain the daily routines of reality tape dubbers, in explicit, frustration-venting detail.  If you’ve ever wondered how reality tv works, you’ve come to the right place.

This week’s Supersecretdownlowhollywoodradar (brought to you by Troy Chemical) discusses Donnie Darko S, a new project by Justin Timberlake, and the secrets of the Agro-craig.

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Bi2U71: 6510 Highland

6510 Highland is the heart and soul of the insecure men in women of Hollywood.  It’s the Lochness monster of Scotland, the Bermuda Triangle of Florida.  It’s the giant squid of a lone fisherman, the prom date of a man in with no eyes.  6510 Highland is where John Lennon went with his passing.  6510 Highland is many things to many people, but look at it in daylight beneath a lens and see that it is nothing more that a turd in wolves clothing.

Call us at 206.49.lolbk, and tell us what you’ve found within 6510 Highland.

 
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Bi2U70: Secret Editing

Tiny little cuts and slides shape our perception, in ways that some will never comprehend.

Live shows are going to start regularly on Sunday nights, with some new improvements.  Keep an eye on brianisinyou.net/live for specific showtimes.

As always, send us your feedback.  206.49.lolbk

 
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Bi2U69: Suedo Numbers

Media people are bad at basic maths.

It’s a four man show with Sean, Peter, BK and James.  We’re all over the board this week, with tales from Vegas, a complete lack of tales from New York, and our theories on improving the air-travel industry.  The Supersecretdownlowhollywoodradar is off the charts  with an unforgettable movie pitch, and an interview with a creative genius behind the next big thing in reality television.

A lot of money is being spent on new equipment and some upcoming surprises to make the show sound better for you, and we would appreciate any donations that you can offer.  You can paypal the show’s email address, or just click the link to the right.  As always, call us up with your feedback: 206.49.lolbk

 
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Bi2U68: Sweaters for Strippers

Brianisinyou has finally had the radio show equivalent of a barmitzvah.  A real-live stripper is in our studio.

Join Jessica, Sean, Peter and BK as we learn about the wonderments of Los Angeles’s bartending/dancing/massage/sketchy industry.   After 40 minutes of lap dances, champaigne rooms and  “massage parties,” we bring you crashing back to earth via 28 seconds with Nick, listener feedback, and a weird-ass closing song by Mr. Bungle (iTunes)

 
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Bi2U67: Mask the Wimppp …ieness

Everybody hides.

Facial hair, motorcycles, false insecurity, enormous chairs, and cameras are all excellent masks for some sort of wimp …ieness. Let’s talk about them.

This week welcomes four brand new, previously untested diaphragm mics to the studio. Please bear with us as we come to understand the need for shock mounts and thicker pop-filters. Clicking the paypal button on the right will help the sound immensely.

The next live show will be happening on Thursday or Friday, as Sean and BK prepare for adventures elsewhere in America. Check in on /live later this week, and you’ll find out when you can hear episode 68 a full three days early.

This week’s music is by Tally Hall, off their brand new album “Marvin’s Marvelous Mechanical Museum.” Check them out on iTunes by clicking here.

 
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Bi2U66: Papa, Did You Burp Me?

This episode gets kind of gross.

Sean has just returned from Mexico, where he collected Chicles, giant bottles of booze, and kickass photos, including this week’s album art. While Sean was south of the border, shooting stunts, and meeting filthy whores, BK attended a large pillowfight, and contemplated his own oral health.

This week’s SuperSecretDownlowHollywoodRadar leads into a revealing discussion of BK’s debilitating anatomical flaw. If anybody out there can relate, call the voicemail line at 206-49-lolbk, and tell us your story.

As of Tuesday, it’s going to be April. Kick off the month right by voting for us on podcast alley. You can do it from computers anywhere! Just visit http://brianisinyou.net/vote, and utilize one of your many email addresses.

Recent show music:
Bi2U65: Oppenheimer (iTunes)
Bi2U66: Flobots (blog/iTunes)

 
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Bi2U65: The Balance

There is a delicate balance of things that keep the world turning. If it weren’t for the teachings of Nick, everything would come to a screeching halt.

This week, we made an endeavor to create parity in our world. For every t-shirt with a hand grasping an imaginary scrotum, there is a exquisitely crafted polo. For every shambolic Chevy, there is Peter’s GTI. For every failure, there is success, and for every wrongdoing, there is vindication.

Join us, and learn with us.

 
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Bi2U64: Sean the Swashbuckler

Sean is back, and he is an hero to the max.

Brian has finally succumbed to the cold that he’s been battling for two weeks, but that doesn’t stop him and Sean from recording an excellent show. This episode mostly consists of Sean’s tales of adventure, and Brian solidifying his position as the biggest goddamn loser in the room.

We should have the whole crew here next week. Leave us some voicemails at 206.49.lolbk.

 
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Bi2U63: (Ahem) Merchandise

There’s a woman in the studio, and everybody is afraid.

That woman is Starline. She is the one responsible for this week’s album art (Peter as a centaur having sex with a Jesus-like figure with a moon for a head), and she is also responsible for the wealth of womanly information that secretes from this week’s weekly show.

Learn all about picking up gold-digging whores at the Apple store, life changing experiences on Hollywood and Highland, and the trustworthiness of informations on the internet.

We’ll be back, live with Sean for episode 64. Keep an eye on brianisinyou.net/live to find out when to tune in. Make sure you vote for us at least twice at brianisinyou.net/vote, and get us into the top 10 at Podcast Alley. We are insanely close, but we need your support to make the final push.

Hear more from Starline, on the Apartment 209 podcast.

 
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