Sven is here,  Jake is ruining Father’s Day by letting his child’s thumb dangle all over the place, and BK is ruining his Father’s Fathers’s Day by debating the merits of doing some “solo shows”.   The Supersecretdownlowhollywoodradar takes a quick pass for the week, while we fill its place with something even more wtf-worthy, followed by international listener feedback.

BK is going out of town on a weeklong shoot, so there will be no midweek show, and no live shows until next week.  Until then, catch up on some of the back-episodes you missed in the past three years, and leave us a voicemail at 206-49-lolbk.

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Sean,

So, you’re getting back soon?  I had to do a show with just Jake, and it was weird.  He totally wanted to talk smack about you, and open your mail, and root through your laundry and shit, but I was like “no, man, you can’t do that!”  but he was like “yeah, but I’m Jake Lloyd, and that’s how I do!” so he did.  Like, if your clothes smell weird or something, it’s because of him and not me.  Don’t hit me, please.

I don’t have a job anymore, so I was weeping in the shower and thinking that it would be nice to have a cat.  I know you said that it would be gay, but I disagree. @Roger Fingas said that the gayness would depend on the cat’s ability to “go out and kill things”, and @Richard Schmidt said that it would be totally straight if we don’t feed it.  I like that plan, because we get to save food, money and heterosexuality.

The show’s over an hour long, so it should get you halfway through the 20 mile drive from LAX.  When you listen you can learn how to pick up women, why our fan named Sam likes the show, and why Jake and I think Jim Carrey is totally legit.  The answer to one of these things is “grabbing titties”.

Anyway, come back soon.  There’s an idea for a Gatorade spec spot that I want to shoot.  Also, Jake keeps spraying some kind of fluid all over the furniture, and I do not know how to make him stop.

-bk

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Actual email transcript:

Jake: Really?…. really……. ?  ((palmface))
BK: It’s “facepalm”.
Jake: good god you’re such an internet snob.
google “palmface” douchey mcdoucherston. works both ways, just like you.
BK: Whut.

Jake doesn’t get the internet.  Not like we do.  I had to get his facebook name url for him, while he was at some stupid Hollywood party. Pffft.

We will be live on Wednesday.  Call us: 206.49.lolbk

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This show is very special.  Not only is it recorded on a Wednesday, but it’s being enjoyed in at least two completely separate decades.  Amazing.

Jake, Sean and BK go behind the scenes with Conan O’Brien, and give you some up to the minute updates on all that is super-secret (and down-low) in Hollywood.

See you Sunday.

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Sometimes, it only takes a few seconds to completely and utterly change your life. Your everyday routine is shattered.  Black is white, up is down and short is long.  Really long. And girthy. Stupidly girthy.

When this happens, you can’t keep marching on as though  nothing has changed.  You can’t pretend that everything is normal, that there’s another page to turn and that the sun will rise again.  No.  Your universe has been broken by something unexpected and ridiculous, and you need to turn with the punch and adjust your course.  Suddenly, everything must change.

Jake is back in the studio, and we’re planning to come back again for a second show this week.  Listen up for a few listener challenges during this extra long episode, and take two seconds to pause your iPod and ring us up at 206.49.lolbk.  We would also be happy to take your money, which you can donate by clicking on any of the paypal buttons scattered about our site.

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Jake is back, and he’s hell-bent on becoming “that guy” on Brianisinyou.

This week, we go a little bit meta.  We discuss our Memorial day failures,  Jake’s Hollywood success, and a new video project.  The Supersecretdownlowhollywoodradar previews some questionable adaptations, and  listener feedback makes Brian (once again) question the inner-workings of his body.

Want to help the show?  We need money for some studio furniture.  Go to brianisinyou.net/podcast, and find a paypal button to throw us some funds.  We’d also love some verbal feedback.  You can leave that by calling 206.49.lolbk.

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It’s my first day back from Houston, and I’m happy to have a show for you guys.  Sean and I are joined by former Nobody Likes Onions regular, Jake Lloyd.  We review his decision to move to LA, my budding comedy career, and Jake’s need to embrace the world of social networking.

We should be recording live this weekend.  Watch our twitters if you’d like to find out when.  We will be taking your feedback on this show, and Jake’s twitter name all week long.  Just call 206.49.lolbk, or email show@brianisinyou.net

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Terrible things are happening in our sleepy apartment building, and we need to take action!  We need to take back our dwelling, and show the filthy solicitor that our community will not stand for this outrage.

Big thanks to the Un-Cab Lab for teaching me comedic things today.  Even if you’re not in the LA area, you can check out their blog and learn a thing or two about funny.

Help sean and I escape the feeling of shouting into a black hole by giving us some feedback. We appreciate every email, voicemail and forum post that comes in.  Even if you have nothing to say, give us a call and let it out -   show@brianisinyou.net / 206.49.lolbk

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Sometimes, Sean and I just can’t get the salty taste of sad out of our mouths. Unfortunately, the forlorn flavor sprayed all over our microphones, through the tubes, and into your ears.

Join us as we mourn the death of Bea Arthur, discuss the Swine Flu outbreak, debate public firings/dumpings and arrange our final arrangements.

As always, we look forward to your feedback on this week’s topics.  You can call it in at 206.49.lolbk, or hit us up on twitter (@brianisinyou).  I will be weeping softly in the shower until I hear from you.

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All when a night yuh feel like sunhot(When yuh come inna mi rampin shop)
mek sure yuh know fi wukk and a nuh chat yuh a chat(when yuh come inna mi rampin shop)
Mi cocky longer dan mi knife tell mi weh yuh like yuh waan mi drive or yuh waan fi ride it like a bike?
Well yuh affi ramm it hard di cocky nuffi lie,yuh damage it fi spite not because mi bussy tight
mi put it pon di left and yuh tekk it pon di right
mi nipple dem a rite send it up inna mi tripe
A titty appetite every nipple get a bite
mi man affi go see it mi an him affi go fight
Cocky nuh plaay(plaay) mi wi brukk yuh back(when yuh come inna mi rampin shop)
Mi wi quint it up two time and pop yuh cock(when yuh come inna mi rampin shop)
Mi wi mekk yuh run out a mi house inna half a frock(when yuh come inna mi rampin shop)
A gal eva ride pon it and gi yuh heart attack?(when yuh come inna mi rampin shop)

Starline is here.  Let’s talk about some islands.

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