We are in a bit of a professional rut. Sean is editing cable ads, BK is doing corporate work, and Star still hasn’t successfully called a hooker in Los Angeles. After spending a bit of time fretting about our situation, we go on to discuss bonus vaginas and incredible/traumatizing birthday parties. This is the perfect episode for anybody hoping to escape sportsball coverage, and discover a new fetish. This is a terrible episode for anybody remotely related to any of us.

If you’d like to help out the show, we’d love an audio stinger for those (always popular) times where we verbally abuse Starline. Bonus points for the incorporation of Harry Potter music.

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We’re back from winter travels, and couldn’t be happier to be behind the mics. We talk about tragic birthdays, Wisconsin accents, dead otters, Conan O’Brien, reality television and urination. It’s all over the map, but it’s good.

Curious about the acquisition of our filthy couch? Watch the video at http://vimeo.com/467194

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Quick and dirty, just the way you like it. This weeks show circulates around another Hollywood newcomer, discreet masturbation aids, and the polar opposite of a discreet masturbation aid (see album art).

As of the recording of this show, there are only five Brianisinyou Christmas cards left. Get yours by donating $10 or more at brianisinyou.net/donate. Be sure to send us your address, so we know where to send your card.

It may be a couple weeks before we’re all around to record new shows, but in the meantime you can follow Sean, Habernacker and bk on twitter.

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Classic Brianisinyou host Crazy Nick has found his way to Los Angeles, and brings his unique point of view (and pacing) to this week’s show.  Join us for a Maury Povich style insight into what our most debated co-host has been up to in the two years since we last heard from him.

While you listen to the show, take a minute to consider being added to the Brianisinyou Christmas card list.  Brian and Sean will send you an autographed Christmas card with any donations of $10 or more. Use your parents’ credit card, or Paypal account at brianisinyou.net/donate.  If you’d rather not contribute to the longevity of this show, we also have Amazon wishlists up here, here and here.

If you’re new to the show, please understand that Nick is not a regular fixture here. We highly recommend checking out episodes 142 or 141 before diving into this one.

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In this day and age, IM pacing is vastly important.  It adds a sense of sincerity and truthiness to conversations that are otherwise flat, and nearly impossible to understand. Flawed IM pacing can lead to miscommunications, animosity, and personal injury.  It’s important to spread out your instant message punchline indicators in order to indicate a proper amount of punchiness, otherwise you just come off as an asshole.

The show needs money. brianisinyou.net/podcast to find our paypal donation button, and help us cover webhosting for next year, and a fancy mic stand for Sean. Any amount helps, and we will be happy to throw a bonus midweek minishow out there if we see some cash.

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After taking some time off for personal growth and reflection, we’re back for a quick comeback show. Join us as we recap Halloween, divulging into two of Christina’s largest childhood failures, and largest costume handicaps.

This show only happened thanks to your listener feedback. Be sure to email us at show@brianisinyou.net, or leave some messages at 206.49.lolbk to inspire us to continue spending time and money on your earholes. Keep an eye on the twitters for upcoming entertainment opportunities while bk and Christina are out of town.

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Sean has a mustache that makes him look like he just tied some woman to railroad tracks.  He says that it’s temporary (he only did it for tonight’s Butthole Surfers show), but I’m calling bullshit.  He created that thing on his face, and he loves it.  I’m willing to bet that it’s still there next Sunday.

This week, Sean, Christina and bk teach the kids about the benefits of eschewing responsibilities in favor of a morning pint, inappropriate uses for an accelerometer, a suicide mission to one of the moon’s rings(?), and a sex toy with tongues like Ravana, the demon king of Lanka.  We are quite proud of what we do here.

Leave us some feedback for next week.  You can call our voicemail at 206.49.lolbk, or email show@brianisinyou.net.  We will also be giving away some gym fu apps via our twitter.  Hugs and kisses.

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There’s something strange in the air this week. BK and Sean are joined by Haberknockers, and special guest Patrick for a quick show, immediately following a Bludso’s BBQ binge.  We recap Patrick’s adventures in LA (where we live), discuss an upcoming reality-quiz show, and cut down all of the live listeners brave enough to call in.

We will continue to give out promo codes for Gym Fu via the show’s Twitter. Keep an eye out for your chance to win, and to know when we’re going live next.  Why not?

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Brianisinyou is teaming up with gymfu.com in a quest to grow massive arms, and earn respect at movie theaters/look good in a vat of pasta/recruit randoms for an upcoming trip to Miami.  It’s entirely possible.

If you want to challenge Brian or Sean to some ‘fu challenges, send a picture of your weak, birdlike muscles (with “brianisinyou” written on them) to show@brianisinyou.net.  We’ll hook up our favorite arms with pushup fu for the iPhone/iPod touch, and our favorite belly with crunch fu.  If you already have the apps, send us challenges by searching for “bk” or “shean”.

We will be back next Sunday with a special guest.   Follow @brianisinyou on twitter, and you’ll be privy to new happenings as they become old happenings. Hit us up with @replies, emails (like last week’s excellent fan-art by Wendy) and voicemails (206.495.6525), and we will love you like brothers and sisters.

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