Sean,
So, you’re getting back soon? I had to do a show with just Jake, and it was weird. He totally wanted to talk smack about you, and open your mail, and root through your laundry and shit, but I was like “no, man, you can’t do that!” but he was like “yeah, but I’m Jake Lloyd, and that’s how I do!” so he did. Like, if your clothes smell weird or something, it’s because of him and not me. Don’t hit me, please.
I don’t have a job anymore, so I was weeping in the shower and thinking that it would be nice to have a cat. I know you said that it would be gay, but I disagree. @Roger Fingas said that the gayness would depend on the cat’s ability to “go out and kill things”, and @Richard Schmidt said that it would be totally straight if we don’t feed it. I like that plan, because we get to save food, money and heterosexuality.
The show’s over an hour long, so it should get you halfway through the 20 mile drive from LAX. When you listen you can learn how to pick up women, why our fan named Sam likes the show, and why Jake and I think Jim Carrey is totally legit. The answer to one of these things is “grabbing titties”.
Anyway, come back soon. There’s an idea for a Gatorade spec spot that I want to shoot. Also, Jake keeps spraying some kind of fluid all over the furniture, and I do not know how to make him stop.
-bk
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