People need to start thinking things through before they try to pull styles. Stupid 13 year old girl, and stupid 13 year old girl’s mother – What did you expect to happen when you were brought into Jack Nicholson’s bedroom for a “Vogue photoshoot”? And you, guy building a bunker for the apocalypse. Do you really think cat food is going to sustain you for the day that God himself dictates “this is how all the shit’s going to be”? And Jordan, how are you going to get a book deal about your heart surgery if you livestream the outcome over the internet? Hello? Spoiler alert? I know it’s no “Snape kills Dumbledore” situation, but you could really do a better job keeping people in the dark about your aortic valve replacement. You have our heartfelt (LOL) support, but jeeze—save something for the fourth act.
It’s just frustrating. You people need to get less excited about your best-case scenario outcomes and keep an open mind for potential failures. Maybe the old man feeding you quaaludes and asking you to take off your underwear is a sexual predator. Maybe the hospital Wifi will go out. Maybe Sony Pictures should have realized that people might go to their craptastic website for their craptastic film. Ridiculous.
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