Enjoy a brainstorming session for yet another brilliant BOXKOOB idea that will never come to fruition. This is precluded by designating a new standard of aural symbolism for movie reviews, and a lesson in dealing with “the internet”. Protip: You rage, you lose.
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With this show, we are giving you—nay—we are giving humanity a gift. It’s the word “Sklunt”. And we are proud to share it.
Sklunt is an idea that was born a week ago, at Chipolte. We were going to sit on it, launch it proper (preferably with a billboard or rap song), but we’d rather set the idea free from our own collective bosom than let the pigs at NBC defile it with their “reach” and “audience”.
So take it. Sklunt. It’s yours.
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Celebrate Starline’s 10,000th day alive, Sean’s incredible foresight in Hollywood marketing schemes, and BK’s distinct lack of factual information inside the Supersecretdownoadhollywoodradar.
We expect an onslaught of Brianisinyou sticker pictures this week. If it doesn’t happen, we’re driving to all of your houses and taking them back.
Leave voicemails: 206.49.lollbk
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It’s another Brianisinyou AftershowShowShow. If you listen to this back to back with 158, it’s like the show never ended at all.
A note to new listeners: AftershowShowShows are much less structured than regular episodes. There may be awkward phone calls, failed audio clips and awful silences. If you’d like to experience the polish that five years of internet broadcasting produces (lol), go back to episode 158 or 156.
In this AftershowShowShow, we discuss BK’s assault at Venice Beach, gang initations, and the silly bullshit that highschoolers do to each other in small towns. If the recent oil spill hasn’t been enough, this Bi2UASS should successfully ruin any hope that you ever had for humanity as a whole.
We will be back soon with another live show! If you want to know when that will happen, follow us on twitter (@brianisinyou) for timely notifications. If you enjoyed this bonus episode, feel free to show your appreciation by throwing a couple bucks our way at brianisinyou.net/donate.
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Starline is slowly becoming famous, Sean is mildly upset about the slow X-Train to Vegas, and Brian is slow when it comes to the definition of an ex-patriot.
Needless to say, this is not a slow episode. We are bouncing off the walls and waving our arms in the air. Be sure to check out Borderland on Vimeo, to see what our album art is all about.
As always, we can’t wait for your calls and emails: 206.49.lolbk / show@brianisinyou.net. Ask for stickers, give us an address, and we’ll send you some. If you’d like to send us money in return that would be amazing.
Be prepared for another AftershowShowShow later this week.
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If you’re considering listening to this as a first time Brianisinyou fan, don’t. Take a step back to 155 or 156.
Most of the time when we record live shows, it goes long. Even though the pre-produced topics have been beaten to death, and the laser sounds have fired, we still have a burning desire to sit in front of the mics and talk to anybody who will listen.
This AftershowShowShow offers a little bit of rehash and closure on the ideas that were laid down on episode 156. If you give two shits about the BK&Sean living situation, or if you really need some voices to keep you company, you will enjoy this.
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Star doesn’t understand the corruption that we would have to face. She wants to pipe the demons directly through our walls, and into a 40″ panel of blinking lights and blaring noise. She doesn’t understand the torture that her desires would impress upon the mind of Sean, or retinas of BK. Why invite these demons into our living room, and corrupt the soul of a poor, young cat who still doesn’t comprehend the differences between right and wrong, or badass and pussylike?
Join us for a spirited debate on Starline’s innermost desires, the putrid wars waging in the skies above us, and the bad decisions being greenlit about five miles east of our studio.
Send us your address we will send you stickers. That’s kind of how it works. Stay tuned Wednesday for the first ever Bi2U AftershowShowShow.
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‘sup, girl?
Sean, Star and BK are back in town, immediately following a personal conversation with Conan O’Brien, a weekend at Coachella, and various other misadventures. Get caught up on the latest Supersecretdownlowhollywood news, and help a filthy man get rid of his kids.
We’re giving out stickers! If’ you’d like some, and can promise to take pictures of what/whomever you stick them on, send us an email with your info and we’ll send them your way. If you’d like to throw a few bucks our way to cover the cost of the sticker printing and postage (around $80), we’d love to take it. Click the paypal link on our right sidebar.
We’ll be live, and doing things again soon. Keep an eye on our twitter for updates.
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I don’t see how this episode can miss our key demographic; AKA THE INTERNET. There’s two girls, a cat, and iPads. Sean makes several amazing sound bites, and eventually accuses me of terrible acts of manipulation. Starline does a horrible job representing woman’s equality (but makes up for it at the Apple store), while Hamburger and I share a pink Snuggie. The Supersecretdownlowhollywoodradar is a bit dry, but it’s okay! We make up for it with lots of listener feedback, and the announcement of a new marketing strategy.
Keep an eye on our twitter account for lots of fun things coming up, like midweek shows, Brianisinyou stickers and a chance for you to write simple copy (how exciting!) for the new face of brianisinyou.net.
Sean is shooting in Seattle this week. If any listeners out there want me to find out his hotel/room number, you know how to find me.
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We’re not giving the kids enough credit. We think we can make productions quick and easy with these fake-ass CGI animals, and they won’t know the difference. That is malarkey. Show me a child that isn’t terrified of the new Marmaduke trailer, and I’ll show you a child with Autism. Back when we were kids, animal movies were real animals. Kitties gave birth to kitties, and dogs only talked when their mouths were full of peanut butter. This is tragic.
We’re in our brand new place, and we’re joined by a longtime favorite co-host. Have a listen, then give us a call and tell me how wrong I am about CGI animals and your silly kids. We also could really, really use some financial support. Go to brianisinyou.net/donate and help cover some of the costs of the new gear and new hardware I had to pick up to make this show survive the move.
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