Everybody should have a motorcycle gang, and everybody should try as hard as they can to make it as badass as possible. As long as everybody has a motorcycle gang, the motorcycle gangs should be small enough to eliminate any large-scale turf wars or battles between the motorcycle gangs.

This week, we talk about Starline’s first time on set, Sean’s new motorcycle show, and BK’s fear of paintball. We also enjoy a few voicemails.

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The casting couch is a temperamental place. It can treat you like a king, or remind you of your actual worth. It all depends on where you sit. This week, Sean and BK expose the magic of this couch, and the powers that come with it. We also cover feedback from some angry Australian snow bunnies, and pick a fight about Kevin Smith’s recent self-evacuation from the life of a normal human being.

We will be back this week for our 150th show. Send us some voicemails, and be merry.

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It’s amazing how much debate can be inspired by one of the least understood and under-appreciated Olympic sports. Sean seems convinced that Luge is a better gig because there’s no brooms. BK thinks curling requires more training and finesse. This debate doesn’t last for more than five minutes, so don’t be concerned about that. Starline is also here, and we talk about her upcoming television audition, and the possible outcome it might have on BK’s image amongst the Black community. We indulge in listener voicemails, and debate the monetary value of killing rats for entertainment. It’s a weird show.

Inspire some content for our next installment. Email show@brianisinyou.net or call 206.49.lolbk (206.495.6525).

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We are in a bit of a professional rut. Sean is editing cable ads, BK is doing corporate work, and Star still hasn’t successfully called a hooker in Los Angeles. After spending a bit of time fretting about our situation, we go on to discuss bonus vaginas and incredible/traumatizing birthday parties. This is the perfect episode for anybody hoping to escape sportsball coverage, and discover a new fetish. This is a terrible episode for anybody remotely related to any of us.

If you’d like to help out the show, we’d love an audio stinger for those (always popular) times where we verbally abuse Starline. Bonus points for the incorporation of Harry Potter music.

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We’re back from winter travels, and couldn’t be happier to be behind the mics. We talk about tragic birthdays, Wisconsin accents, dead otters, Conan O’Brien, reality television and urination. It’s all over the map, but it’s good.

Curious about the acquisition of our filthy couch? Watch the video at http://vimeo.com/467194

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Quick and dirty, just the way you like it. This weeks show circulates around another Hollywood newcomer, discreet masturbation aids, and the polar opposite of a discreet masturbation aid (see album art).

As of the recording of this show, there are only five Brianisinyou Christmas cards left. Get yours by donating $10 or more at brianisinyou.net/donate. Be sure to send us your address, so we know where to send your card.

It may be a couple weeks before we’re all around to record new shows, but in the meantime you can follow Sean, Habernacker and bk on twitter.

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Classic Brianisinyou host Crazy Nick has found his way to Los Angeles, and brings his unique point of view (and pacing) to this week’s show.  Join us for a Maury Povich style insight into what our most debated co-host has been up to in the two years since we last heard from him.

While you listen to the show, take a minute to consider being added to the Brianisinyou Christmas card list.  Brian and Sean will send you an autographed Christmas card with any donations of $10 or more. Use your parents’ credit card, or Paypal account at brianisinyou.net/donate.  If you’d rather not contribute to the longevity of this show, we also have Amazon wishlists up here, here and here.

If you’re new to the show, please understand that Nick is not a regular fixture here. We highly recommend checking out episodes 142 or 141 before diving into this one.

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In this day and age, IM pacing is vastly important.  It adds a sense of sincerity and truthiness to conversations that are otherwise flat, and nearly impossible to understand. Flawed IM pacing can lead to miscommunications, animosity, and personal injury.  It’s important to spread out your instant message punchline indicators in order to indicate a proper amount of punchiness, otherwise you just come off as an asshole.

The show needs money. brianisinyou.net/podcast to find our paypal donation button, and help us cover webhosting for next year, and a fancy mic stand for Sean. Any amount helps, and we will be happy to throw a bonus midweek minishow out there if we see some cash.

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After taking some time off for personal growth and reflection, we’re back for a quick comeback show. Join us as we recap Halloween, divulging into two of Christina’s largest childhood failures, and largest costume handicaps.

This show only happened thanks to your listener feedback. Be sure to email us at show@brianisinyou.net, or leave some messages at 206.49.lolbk to inspire us to continue spending time and money on your earholes. Keep an eye on the twitters for upcoming entertainment opportunities while bk and Christina are out of town.

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