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Welcome to a slightly more relaxed, contemplative episode of Brianisinyou.

For the first time in over two years, I am seated for this show. I am told that it makes me more calm.

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In this episode of Brianisinyou, we discuss the finer points of my plumbing experience, bowlioke, killing kids with video games, and, as always, your wondeful feedback.

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If you think the show was a bit slow this week, it is because Peter stole the Vitamin Energy that I had saved for the show. If I had a chance to drink it before the show, I totally would have pronounced all those words correctly, and I would have come up with solid punchlines. Bastard.

This week is all about conspiracies. What happens to left your leftover Chinese food? Why are the old people poisoning our Ginger Ale? What were all those masked assholes doing on the tenth? This week, you learn the truth.

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