Archive for July, 2008

Bi2U83: Kids are Shitheads

Sunday, July 27th, 2008

Sean and Brian share a bit of an epiphany. Our parents were right, and we were massive shitheads as children.

We could have accomplished so much, had we stuck to the things that we were pushed to do. Instead, we rebelled. Gymnastics? Piano lessons? Such things were for queers and girls. Rather than reaping the benefits of listening to our parents, we now spend time with reality television, watching Dexter and going to clubs to meet bignosed gothic whorebags.

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Bi2U82: Coastal Contention

Sunday, July 20th, 2008

82

New York and Los Angeles are completely different animals.  Let’s waste time comparing them!

We have a longtime listener joining us from New York, to tell us how shitty our city is, and how boring Brian gets. We do our best to prove her right by discussing a videogame expo, driving in gridlock, and the horrible TV shows that LA excretes on an hourly basis.

As always, vote, call and email.  We love your feedback, and would die a slow, painful death without it.

Bi2U81: Weights and Waits

Sunday, July 13th, 2008

It’s like an “undo” button for everyday conversation. Beta release coming soon.

Brianisinyou is proud to introduce a brand new, yet to be named technology in Podcasting. Using supersecretdownlow sciences, our computers can shape the contents of an hour of live podcasting into something that won’t scare away beautiful women, or powerful men. Join Sean, Peter, BK and Rick as we demonstrate this new and exciting technology.  Topics in our first live beta test include the upcoming E3 expo, organic weight training, the new iPhone, and throwing your woman into a pack of wolves.  It’s a very well-rounded show*

Call us, and leave some vocal feedbacks: 206.49.lolbk.

*but not nearly as well rounded as Brandy Knutson’s fat, pockmarked ass.  Brandy Knutson is a horrible person.

Bi2U80: Silent Teabagging

Monday, July 7th, 2008

80

A new appreciation is found for the malformed, Mexican, and midwestern.

Sean just got back into town from shooting in the midwest, and he has learned some lessons about friendly, authentic people, and how they deal with bull scrotums.  Peter and BK recap a week of Parkour, and celebrating the birth of America with food, fireworks and friends, all imported from separate countries.

The inhabatants of the Los Angeles Zoo is in grave danger, and a new reality show threatens the well being of happy, nuclear families everywhere.

It’s a new month, and we need you to vote for us on podcast alley. Give us a call at 206.49.lolbk, and join us live next Sunday for episode 81.