Black holes, hurricanes, metrolinks, BMW’s and mountain lions.  The world is terrifying.

This week, Brianisinyou explores what it takes to survive.  The Large Hadron Collider is going make us into wonderbread, hurricanes are raping the east, mountain lions prowl the west, and terrorists are everywhere.  With advice from an expert on the world’s scariest colander, a man writing books about people who don’t die, and your personal hero, everybody who listens to this show will not die.

Ever.

You will not die.

…unless you’re a Rambo motherfucker like Sean, who laughs in the face of danger and barrels forward to his doom. Sure, he’s having fun, but he’s fucked in his (short) long run.

Before it all starts going down, enjoy an extra long supersecretdownlowhollywoodradar, feedback from a paranoid fan, and a tale of lost love.  It’s a good show.  The next one might be a bit late, so don’t be afraid to listen twice.

Call us, and give us your tips on surviving the end of the world:  206.49.lolbk

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Yes, we are human after all.

Sometimes, shit gets real. You know what I’m saying?  Like, real real.  Am I going to let this crazy bitch kill herself?  Is this crackhead on the train going to murder me?  Am I prepared to run seven miles to get to a six mile race?  Will I shit myself at the next mile marker?

You never know what is coming next, and how it helps you bond with your fellow man.  Join us as we relive the harrowing moments of a psycotic woman with nothing to lose, and the Nike+ Human Race 10k in Los Angeles.  Does she jump?  Do the scoopers get Sean?  Will the strange itching on my leg ever go away?  Find out this week, on the most humanist Brianisinyou ever.

Don’t forget to vote for us on podcast alley, fill our voicemail box with voices, and tell all your friends about how amazing we are.  Sean and I totally deserve it.

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Sometimes, you just have to know when you’re having your chain tugged, button pushed, or leg rattled. Sean and I share our supersecret race preperation procedures, and wrap the show with a little feedback from you guys. If you’d like to call in, the voicemail line is always open at 206-49-lolbk.

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