Sven is here,  Jake is ruining Father’s Day by letting his child’s thumb dangle all over the place, and BK is ruining his Father’s Fathers’s Day by debating the merits of doing some “solo shows”.   The Supersecretdownlowhollywoodradar takes a quick pass for the week, while we fill its place with something even more wtf-worthy, followed by international listener feedback.

BK is going out of town on a weeklong shoot, so there will be no midweek show, and no live shows until next week.  Until then, catch up on some of the back-episodes you missed in the past three years, and leave us a voicemail at 206-49-lolbk.

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Sean,

So, you’re getting back soon?  I had to do a show with just Jake, and it was weird.  He totally wanted to talk smack about you, and open your mail, and root through your laundry and shit, but I was like “no, man, you can’t do that!”  but he was like “yeah, but I’m Jake Lloyd, and that’s how I do!” so he did.  Like, if your clothes smell weird or something, it’s because of him and not me.  Don’t hit me, please.

I don’t have a job anymore, so I was weeping in the shower and thinking that it would be nice to have a cat.  I know you said that it would be gay, but I disagree. @Roger Fingas said that the gayness would depend on the cat’s ability to “go out and kill things”, and @Richard Schmidt said that it would be totally straight if we don’t feed it.  I like that plan, because we get to save food, money and heterosexuality.

The show’s over an hour long, so it should get you halfway through the 20 mile drive from LAX.  When you listen you can learn how to pick up women, why our fan named Sam likes the show, and why Jake and I think Jim Carrey is totally legit.  The answer to one of these things is “grabbing titties”.

Anyway, come back soon.  There’s an idea for a Gatorade spec spot that I want to shoot.  Also, Jake keeps spraying some kind of fluid all over the furniture, and I do not know how to make him stop.

-bk

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Actual email transcript:

Jake: Really?…. really……. ?  ((palmface))
BK: It’s “facepalm”.
Jake: good god you’re such an internet snob.
google “palmface” douchey mcdoucherston. works both ways, just like you.
BK: Whut.

Jake doesn’t get the internet.  Not like we do.  I had to get his facebook name url for him, while he was at some stupid Hollywood party. Pffft.

We will be live on Wednesday.  Call us: 206.49.lolbk

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This show is very special.  Not only is it recorded on a Wednesday, but it’s being enjoyed in at least two completely separate decades.  Amazing.

Jake, Sean and BK go behind the scenes with Conan O’Brien, and give you some up to the minute updates on all that is super-secret (and down-low) in Hollywood.

See you Sunday.

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Sometimes, it only takes a few seconds to completely and utterly change your life. Your everyday routine is shattered.  Black is white, up is down and short is long.  Really long. And girthy. Stupidly girthy.

When this happens, you can’t keep marching on as though  nothing has changed.  You can’t pretend that everything is normal, that there’s another page to turn and that the sun will rise again.  No.  Your universe has been broken by something unexpected and ridiculous, and you need to turn with the punch and adjust your course.  Suddenly, everything must change.

Jake is back in the studio, and we’re planning to come back again for a second show this week.  Listen up for a few listener challenges during this extra long episode, and take two seconds to pause your iPod and ring us up at 206.49.lolbk.  We would also be happy to take your money, which you can donate by clicking on any of the paypal buttons scattered about our site.

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