The casting couch is a temperamental place. It can treat you like a king, or remind you of your actual worth. It all depends on where you sit. This week, Sean and BK expose the magic of this couch, and the powers that come with it. We also cover feedback from some angry Australian snow bunnies, and pick a fight about Kevin Smith’s recent self-evacuation from the life of a normal human being.

We will be back this week for our 150th show. Send us some voicemails, and be merry.

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It’s amazing how much debate can be inspired by one of the least understood and under-appreciated Olympic sports. Sean seems convinced that Luge is a better gig because there’s no brooms. BK thinks curling requires more training and finesse. This debate doesn’t last for more than five minutes, so don’t be concerned about that. Starline is also here, and we talk about her upcoming television audition, and the possible outcome it might have on BK’s image amongst the Black community. We indulge in listener voicemails, and debate the monetary value of killing rats for entertainment. It’s a weird show.

Inspire some content for our next installment. Email show@brianisinyou.net or call 206.49.lolbk (206.495.6525).

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We are in a bit of a professional rut. Sean is editing cable ads, BK is doing corporate work, and Star still hasn’t successfully called a hooker in Los Angeles. After spending a bit of time fretting about our situation, we go on to discuss bonus vaginas and incredible/traumatizing birthday parties. This is the perfect episode for anybody hoping to escape sportsball coverage, and discover a new fetish. This is a terrible episode for anybody remotely related to any of us.

If you’d like to help out the show, we’d love an audio stinger for those (always popular) times where we verbally abuse Starline. Bonus points for the incorporation of Harry Potter music.

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