We’re not giving the kids enough credit. We think we can make productions quick and easy with these fake-ass CGI animals, and they won’t know the difference. That is malarkey. Show me a child that isn’t terrified of the new Marmaduke trailer, and I’ll show you a child with Autism.  Back when we were kids, animal movies were real animals. Kitties gave birth to kitties, and dogs only talked when their mouths were full of peanut butter. This is tragic.

We’re in our brand new place, and we’re joined by a longtime favorite co-host. Have a listen, then give us a call and tell me how wrong I am about CGI animals and your silly kids. We also could really, really use some financial support. Go to brianisinyou.net/donate and help cover some of the costs of the new gear and new hardware I had to pick up to make this show survive the move.

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That’s it. It’s the end of the road for our studio on Valley Spring lane. No more towering tower of components, no more six foot proximity to a noisy refrigerator, no more collapsing ceilings, and no more Mel.

Where do we go next? What does the new studio space look like? You’ll have to wait and see, but I promise you that we’re coming back strong. Gear is being ordered, illegals are being hired – the whole works. If you have any funds to help with the effort, please go to brianisinyou.net/donate and help cover the mounting costs for keeping this thing alive.

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It’s just kind of misleading, how all these people around Los Angeles make Craigslist ads about big piles of clean, gently used, sturdy boxes with bubble wrap and packaging peanuts and stuff, and then it’s not there. You get all excited, you fill up your gas tank, pack a lunch and listen to This American Life as you crawl down the 405, then you’re face to face with failure and disappointment. If Sean and had a chance to fix this situation, we’d do it right. We’d track down the best, sturdiest boxes ever, then distribute them to the needy people around the city. We’d practically be superheroes. Instead of donating to the Red Cross for disaster relief and bags of blood, people would send us money to find even better boxes and invest in even higher quality rubber stamps. Kickstarter accounts would open in our names, so that we might one day make the finest box-chapel that has ever stood on Shoushen and Crenshaw. Corrugated cardboard statues would be constructed in our likeness, and the many box experiences of this fair town would never be as awful as they are today. It would be a new era, something that the likes of mankind has never seen.

Boxes, man. Boxes.

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Everybody should have a motorcycle gang, and everybody should try as hard as they can to make it as badass as possible. As long as everybody has a motorcycle gang, the motorcycle gangs should be small enough to eliminate any large-scale turf wars or battles between the motorcycle gangs.

This week, we talk about Starline’s first time on set, Sean’s new motorcycle show, and BK’s fear of paintball. We also enjoy a few voicemails.

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