A new appreciation is found for the malformed, Mexican, and midwestern.

Sean just got back into town from shooting in the midwest, and he has learned some lessons about friendly, authentic people, and how they deal with bull scrotums.  Peter and BK recap a week of Parkour, and celebrating the birth of America with food, fireworks and friends, all imported from separate countries.

The inhabatants of the Los Angeles Zoo is in grave danger, and a new reality show threatens the well being of happy, nuclear families everywhere.

It’s a new month, and we need you to vote for us on podcast alley. Give us a call at 206.49.lolbk, and join us live next Sunday for episode 81.

I don’t care what you say. Chase Noface is a kickass kitty.

Despite this week’s showtitle and album art, Chase gets next to no airtime. Instead we talk about adventures with Suicidegirls, completely unrelated giant whales, hip German butter, and tomfoolery at ABC.

SSDLHR is mostly spent waxing Hulu’s balls.  We fucking love them.  We’ve also found a lot of guilty pleasure in Solitary.  Check it out.

The month of July starts this week, if you like us enough to be reading this, don’t forget to go vote on the first. We’ll be back next Sunday, keep an eye on /live for more details. As always, give us a ring at 206-49-lolbk if you want to provide us with conversation.

Summer has struck, and we are getting things done.

Minutes after we finished this recording, news broke about George Carlin’s unfortunate demise.  We did not have a chance to mention his passing on the show, but all three of us are very sad to see him go.  Our condolences go out to everybody.

Just miles away from an epic life ending in Santa Monica, Peter, Sean and BK cheated death as they survived a surfing session by the pier.  Brian’s bucket list is shortened by a few lines, Sean gets stood up by couple Latina gold-diggers, and Peter alludes to a former life of crime and deciept.  Lots of listener feedback, a successful Supersecretdownlowhollywoodradar followup and a trip to the hungry hungry PO box round out over an hour of nonstop entertainment.

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Relive our rambunctious recollection of terrorizing Taiwanese tramps.

The terrific three tell a tumultuous tale of tavern trouble, as a tiny troll of a tosser tries to target our team.  Stolen signals from television transmissions control the cadence of our condo, and fans’ phonetics flounder as their phone calls fall flat.

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Peter is back, and he will not stop talking about lactating.

It’s an amazing show, amazing like the miracle of life.  Join Sean, Peter and BK as we discuss the perils of prenatal yoga, and the challenge of juggling the responsibility of fatherhood with Pokémon cards.  The Supersecretdownlowhollywoodradar takes an unexpected twist when a concept for a reality show turns out good, and the hungry hungry PO box (PO box 1133, Glendale CA, 91206) provides us with wonderful content.

Leave us some voicemails for next week: 206.49.lolbk, and get us further up the ladder on podcast alley.  We love all of our fans, and pray that none of you ever get your heads slammed in cardoors.

Douglas is a badass dude.  This episode, one of our finest, is in his pouchfinding honor.

Sean and BK are back for an all new live show, and it’s been an amazing day.  The first Five Guys on the West coast has finally opened, and Brianisinyou has the inside scoop on the debate that has been plaguing the podcast world for months: Five Guys versus In N Out.  Only one can reign supreme, and our exclusive interviews are going to set the record straight once and for all.

We’ll be live again on Sunday, and we hope to see you then.  In the meantime, tell your friends about the show and vote!  It’s a brand new month, and we need all of you to tell the internet how much you love Brianisinyou.

I’m alone in the house this week.  That means a week of not wearing pants, and editing together our second clip show ever.

After every live show, we keep recording until the entertainment is completely worked out of our collective system. This clipshow is a seamless mashup of our three greatest aftershows. Enjoy a second dose of our favorite co-hosts, callers and missing segments.  We cover everything from pissing the bed to working on Aquaman.  You’re going to like it.

We’ll be back for a live show soon. Keep an eye on brianisinyou.net/live to find out when that’s going to happen.

If you ask me, it makes no sense.  Why buy a big tub of something that our bodies make on their own accord?    Buying tubs of protein makes as much sense as buying bags of blood, or urine.  It’s jsut stupid.

This week’s show was recorded early in the week, and early in the day, just so you guys could be blessed(?) with one more week of Peter.  We talk about fitness, TV shows involving boxes and holes, badass bikers, and listener feedback.  We’ve just hit the top ten in comedy at podcast alley, so a huge thanks goes out to everybody that helped.  If you haven’t voted yet this month, spend two seconds at brianisinyou.net/vote, and push us for some sort of internet-success.

Keep an eye on brianisinyou.net/live to find out when Sean and I will be live, and send birthday cards and beignets to our new PO box:

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It’s a shorter show with Peter and BK, while Sean is out shooting rap videos and corrupting young minds.

Working in reality television can be a life-changing experience, and we want all of you to live vicariously through us.  That’s why we explain the daily routines of reality tape dubbers, in explicit, frustration-venting detail.  If you’ve ever wondered how reality tv works, you’ve come to the right place.

This week’s Supersecretdownlowhollywoodradar (brought to you by Troy Chemical) discusses Donnie Darko S, a new project by Justin Timberlake, and the secrets of the Agro-craig.

You listeners are slacking.  Please go to brianisinyou.net/vote and vote for us on Podcast alley.  Also, call in some voicemails, and help out the show by clicking the PayPal button on the right. Listener interaction is really what keeps us going, and we’d love to hear from you.  You can also check out the brand new page at /help to see how you can offer your help.

6510 Highland is the heart and soul of the insecure men in women of Hollywood.  It’s the Lochness monster of Scotland, the Bermuda Triangle of Florida.  It’s the giant squid of a lone fisherman, the prom date of a man in with no eyes.  6510 Highland is where John Lennon went with his passing.  6510 Highland is many things to many people, but look at it in daylight beneath a lens and see that it is nothing more that a turd in wolves clothing.

Call us at 206.49.lolbk, and tell us what you’ve found within 6510 Highland.

Tiny little cuts and slides shape our perception, in ways that some will never comprehend.

Live shows are going to start regularly on Sunday nights, with some new improvements.  Keep an eye on brianisinyou.net/live for specific showtimes.

As always, send us your feedback.  206.49.lolbk

Media people are bad at basic maths.

It’s a four man show with Sean, Peter, BK and James.  We’re all over the board this week, with tales from Vegas, a complete lack of tales from New York, and our theories on improving the air-travel industry.  The Supersecretdownlowhollywoodradar is off the charts  with an unforgettable movie pitch, and an interview with a creative genius behind the next big thing in reality television.

A lot of money is being spent on new equipment and some upcoming surprises to make the show sound better for you, and we would appreciate any donations that you can offer.  You can paypal the show’s email address, or just click the link to the right.  As always, call us up with your feedback: 206.49.lolbk

Brianisinyou has finally had the radio show equivalent of a barmitzvah.  A real-live stripper is in our studio.

Join Jessica, Sean, Peter and BK as we learn about the wonderments of Los Angeles’s bartending/dancing/massage/sketchy industry.   After 40 minutes of lap dances, champaigne rooms and  “massage parties,” we bring you crashing back to earth via 28 seconds with Nick, listener feedback, and a weird-ass closing song by Mr. Bungle (iTunes)

Everybody hides.

Facial hair, motorcycles, false insecurity, enormous chairs, and cameras are all excellent masks for some sort of wimp …ieness. Let’s talk about them.

This week welcomes four brand new, previously untested diaphragm mics to the studio. Please bear with us as we come to understand the need for shock mounts and thicker pop-filters. Clicking the paypal button on the right will help the sound immensely.

The next live show will be happening on Thursday or Friday, as Sean and BK prepare for adventures elsewhere in America. Check in on /live later this week, and you’ll find out when you can hear episode 68 a full three days early.

This week’s music is by Tally Hall, off their brand new album “Marvin’s Marvelous Mechanical Museum.” Check them out on iTunes by clicking here.

This episode gets kind of gross.

Sean has just returned from Mexico, where he collected Chicles, giant bottles of booze, and kickass photos, including this week’s album art. While Sean was south of the border, shooting stunts, and meeting filthy whores, BK attended a large pillowfight, and contemplated his own oral health.

This week’s SuperSecretDownlowHollywoodRadar leads into a revealing discussion of BK’s debilitating anatomical flaw. If anybody out there can relate, call the voicemail line at 206-49-lolbk, and tell us your story.

As of Tuesday, it’s going to be April. Kick off the month right by voting for us on podcast alley. You can do it from computers anywhere! Just visit http://brianisinyou.net/vote, and utilize one of your many email addresses.

Recent show music:
Bi2U65: Oppenheimer (iTunes)
Bi2U66: Flobots (blog/iTunes)

There is a delicate balance of things that keep the world turning. If it weren’t for the teachings of Nick, everything would come to a screeching halt.

This week, we made an endeavor to create parity in our world. For every t-shirt with a hand grasping an imaginary scrotum, there is a exquisitely crafted polo. For every shambolic Chevy, there is Peter’s GTI. For every failure, there is success, and for every wrongdoing, there is vindication.

Join us, and learn with us.

Sean is back, and he is an hero to the max.

Brian has finally succumbed to the cold that he’s been battling for two weeks, but that doesn’t stop him and Sean from recording an excellent show. This episode mostly consists of Sean’s tales of adventure, and Brian solidifying his position as the biggest goddamn loser in the room.

We should have the whole crew here next week. Leave us some voicemails at 206.49.lolbk.

There’s a woman in the studio, and everybody is afraid.

That woman is Starline. She is the one responsible for this week’s album art (Peter as a centaur having sex with a Jesus-like figure with a moon for a head), and she is also responsible for the wealth of womanly information that secretes from this week’s weekly show.

Learn all about picking up gold-digging whores at the Apple store, life changing experiences on Hollywood and Highland, and the trustworthiness of informations on the internet.

We’ll be back, live with Sean for episode 64. Keep an eye on brianisinyou.net/live to find out when to tune in. Make sure you vote for us at least twice at brianisinyou.net/vote, and get us into the top 10 at Podcast Alley. We are insanely close, but we need your support to make the final push.

Hear more from Starline, on the Apartment 209 podcast.

The departure of Brett Favre from Green Bay sparks a lively debate about shame, origins, coasts and the United States hemispheres.

It’s a bonus “mini” show with Sean, Peter and BK. Sean has returned from his deathbed, and we pick up where he left off last week. Peter has a memorable night out with a local, and a real live sexologist from the Sex is Fun podcast tries to set Peter and Sean straight on their limp-dicked pronunciations.

Starline will be live in the studio on Sunday evening (time TBD), for our next live show. Keep an eye on brianisinyou.net/live for more details, and to sign up for sms alerts. Also, make sure you vote for Brianisinyou on Podcast Alley for the month of March.

Sean is very ill. He does not know where he is, and halfway through the show, we’re not sure either.

Enjoy 20 minutes of standard Brianisinyou fare, followed by Peter and BK interacting with you, the people. We open the phone lines to live listeners, and discuss the finer points of hospital drama, wisdom teeth and kidney stones.

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The Big Freeze in Santa Monica.

We are fucking rockstars. Get ready for rock star energy, rock star power, and rock star screaming.

So much fucking rock.

Rock.

Welcome to a slightly more relaxed, contemplative episode of Brianisinyou.

For the first time in over two years, I am seated for this show. I am told that it makes me more calm.

Do you think it makes me more calm?

In this episode of Brianisinyou, we discuss the finer points of my plumbing experience, bowlioke, killing kids with video games, and, as always, your wondeful feedback.

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You have many options, if you care to provide us with feedback. You may call our voicemail line at 206.49.lolbk and leave us an audio message. You may also email show@brianisinyou.net.

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If you think the show was a bit slow this week, it is because Peter stole the Vitamin Energy that I had saved for the show. If I had a chance to drink it before the show, I totally would have pronounced all those words correctly, and I would have come up with solid punchlines. Bastard.

This week is all about conspiracies. What happens to left your leftover Chinese food? Why are the old people poisoning our Ginger Ale? What were all those masked assholes doing on the tenth? This week, you learn the truth.

More live shows are on the way. Make sure you re-subscribe for SMS alerts at http://brianisinyou.net/live, if you haven’t been getting your live show alerts.

Big ups to Rob Sheridan for the source photo to this week’s album art. Closing music discovered by Jake.

Have you ever been frustrated with your reality television career?

Do you wish you could take definitive action and achieve all your career goals?

Have you ever wished you could book reality roles on a regular basis, until finally your “day job” becomes a dim memory?

If you answered “yes” to any of these questions we guarantee our free one-hour seminar will be an eye-opener as to how you can have reality success now.

Join Mr. Peter as he instructs you on the finer points of Reality Television casting calls. Before you know it, you’ll be winning thousands on America’s favorite prime-time programming. You’ll finally have the money to play Segway-laser-polo on Santa Monica Beach, with all eleven of your children. This once in a lifetime seminar is available exclusively through Brianisinyou!!! For more details, please call 206-49-lolbk.

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You may have heard it live, but you should hear it again. We’ve made some minor fixes, and we think you’ll be quite pleased.

This week, we deal with Truth, Justice, the war on scientology, and a lot of pipes. Pipes are actually pretty cool. I would recommend looking into a career in the pipe fabrication and distribution field. It’s glamorous, you get outside and you earn while you learn!

Keep track of the next live show by signing up for SMS alerts on /live. Don’t forget to send us some voicemail, and vote on podcast alley.

You’ve heard it live at least five days ago, now hear it again! This time around, the bad phone calls are missing, along with about 15 minutes of discussion. What did I edit out? Try to guess!

Sean is back from the south, and getting ready to go north. Far north. BK is enjoying his unemployment, and Nick is back… kind of. In this show, we discuss patriotism, international affairs, and the latest news from silicon vallley, in our own special way. Listen with someone you love.

Our next show will be recorded live, on a date which is soon to be determined. If you want to know when it’s going to happen, go to /live and sign up for SMS alerts. You’ll receive a text message when a show is imminent, and your number will be safely encoded, deep in my server.

The debate begins. I think toaster ovens are a goddamn waste of time and energy, and Peter tends to disagree. Without a third person to decide a winner, a great debate is wrought, and yelling commences. Let us know where you stand.

Fortunately, there’s more to this episode than pointless appliances. I’ve had a busy week of unemployment, which amounts to more adventures than I’d like to admit. The Supersecretdownlowhollywoodradar hits the streets, and a major TV network wants to pretend your dog is gay.

Next Wednesday, we may be live on ustream.tv, around midnight EST. Keep an eye on my twitter and I’ll let you know. In the meantime, give us your feedback! 206.49.lolbk, and email “show” at brianisnyou.net. Don’t forget to vote on podcast alley, and help us climb the ranks of podcastland.

Oh God, I don’t know where I am. Am I posting this right? Is this the iTunes?

I am deathly ill. If I do not survive the typing of this update, I need the person who finds my body slumped over my laptop to push the “publish” button before they call the morgue.

My memories of the show are hazy, but I think I mentioned how Starline and I got a massive penthouse on top of some hotel in Vegas. There were international callers from two countries, and something to do with Nick being a stand up comedian… but I just don’t know. I am deathly ill. I do not know where I am. I think the only thing that can make me better is your vote on Podcastalley. That, or a continuous flow of Zicam, delivered directly to my nasal cavities.

All your other favorite podcasts are on vacation, so kick back with an extra long episode of Brianisinyou. Starline is here from Miami to bring some much needed womanly juju to the studio. Despite her sensibilities, Sean and Brian manage to continue blazing a trail for antisensible internet radio.

Crazy Nick is holding strong to his resignation, and nobody seems to mind. All you Nickfans need to reach out right the fuck now. Call 206.49.lolbk, or email the show and offer him your support.

Please check out Starline’s other internet ventures. She creates a very successful webcomic called Candi, and co-hosts the Apartment 209 podcast.  Eric Parke approves.

These are Five Guys burgers. You must find some.

We are all over the map this week, and it’s pretty great. For the record, Peter has transformed into an old man, Sean does tickleporn, and I do not shit the bed.

Everybody has weird schedules with next week’s holidaytime, but a new show should be coming to you right on time. Make sure you leave us some feedback at 206.49.lolbk. You should also set aside time during your winter break to leave some kind words for Nick. Get them to the show, we’ll get them to him, and all will be well.