Bi2U67: Mask the Wimppp …ieness

April 7th, 2008 by bk | Posted in Podcast | No Comments »

Everybody hides.

Facial hair, motorcycles, false insecurity, enormous chairs, and cameras are all excellent masks for some sort of wimp …ieness. Let’s talk about them.

This week welcomes four brand new, previously untested diaphragm mics to the studio. Please bear with us as we come to understand the need for shock mounts and thicker pop-filters. Clicking the paypal button on the right will help the sound immensely.

The next live show will be happening on Thursday or Friday, as Sean and BK prepare for adventures elsewhere in America. Check in on /live later this week, and you’ll find out when you can hear episode 68 a full three days early.

This week’s music is by Tally Hall, off their brand new album “Marvin’s Marvelous Mechanical Museum.” Check them out on iTunes by clicking here.

Bi2U66: Papa, Did You Burp Me?

March 31st, 2008 by bk | Posted in Podcast | No Comments »

This episode gets kind of gross.

Sean has just returned from Mexico, where he collected Chicles, giant bottles of booze, and kickass photos, including this week’s album art. While Sean was south of the border, shooting stunts, and meeting filthy whores, BK attended a large pillowfight, and contemplated his own oral health.

This week’s SuperSecretDownlowHollywoodRadar leads into a revealing discussion of BK’s debilitating anatomical flaw. If anybody out there can relate, call the voicemail line at 206-49-lolbk, and tell us your story.

As of Tuesday, it’s going to be April. Kick off the month right by voting for us on podcast alley. You can do it from computers anywhere! Just visit http://brianisinyou.net/vote, and utilize one of your many email addresses.

Recent show music:
Bi2U65: Oppenheimer (iTunes)
Bi2U66: Flobots (blog/iTunes)

Bi2U65: The Balance

March 24th, 2008 by bk | Posted in Podcast | No Comments »

There is a delicate balance of things that keep the world turning. If it weren’t for the teachings of Nick, everything would come to a screeching halt.

This week, we made an endeavor to create parity in our world. For every t-shirt with a hand grasping an imaginary scrotum, there is a exquisitely crafted polo. For every shambolic Chevy, there is Peter’s GTI. For every failure, there is success, and for every wrongdoing, there is vindication.

Join us, and learn with us.

Bi2U64: Sean the Swashbuckler

March 17th, 2008 by bk | Posted in Podcast | No Comments »

Sean is back, and he is an hero to the max.

Brian has finally succumbed to the cold that he’s been battling for two weeks, but that doesn’t stop him and Sean from recording an excellent show. This episode mostly consists of Sean’s tales of adventure, and Brian solidifying his position as the biggest goddamn loser in the room.

We should have the whole crew here next week. Leave us some voicemails at 206.49.lolbk.

Bi2U63: (Ahem) Merchandise

March 9th, 2008 by bk | Posted in Podcast | No Comments »

There’s a woman in the studio, and everybody is afraid.

That woman is Starline. She is the one responsible for this week’s album art (Peter as a centaur having sex with a Jesus-like figure with a moon for a head), and she is also responsible for the wealth of womanly information that secretes from this week’s weekly show.

Learn all about picking up gold-digging whores at the Apple store, life changing experiences on Hollywood and Highland, and the trustworthiness of informations on the internet.

We’ll be back, live with Sean for episode 64. Keep an eye on brianisinyou.net/live to find out when to tune in. Make sure you vote for us at least twice at brianisinyou.net/vote, and get us into the top 10 at Podcast Alley. We are insanely close, but we need your support to make the final push.

Hear more from Starline, on the Apartment 209 podcast.

Bi2U62: Roots

March 5th, 2008 by bk | Posted in Podcast | No Comments »

The departure of Brett Favre from Green Bay sparks a lively debate about shame, origins, coasts and the United States hemispheres.

It’s a bonus “mini” show with Sean, Peter and BK. Sean has returned from his deathbed, and we pick up where he left off last week. Peter has a memorable night out with a local, and a real live sexologist from the Sex is Fun podcast tries to set Peter and Sean straight on their limp-dicked pronunciations.

Starline will be live in the studio on Sunday evening (time TBD), for our next live show. Keep an eye on brianisinyou.net/live for more details, and to sign up for sms alerts. Also, make sure you vote for Brianisinyou on Podcast Alley for the month of March.

Bi2U61: Sean Has Lupus

March 3rd, 2008 by bk | Posted in Podcast | No Comments »

Sean is very ill. He does not know where he is, and halfway through the show, we’re not sure either.

Enjoy 20 minutes of standard Brianisinyou fare, followed by Peter and BK interacting with you, the people. We open the phone lines to live listeners, and discuss the finer points of hospital drama, wisdom teeth and kidney stones.

Super Bikes! on iTunes.

The Big Freeze in Santa Monica.

Bi2U60: Coke Circle

February 23rd, 2008 by bk | Posted in Podcast | No Comments »

We are fucking rockstars. Get ready for rock star energy, rock star power, and rock star screaming.

So much fucking rock.

Rock.

Bi2U59: Superscrew

February 16th, 2008 by bk | Posted in Podcast | No Comments »

Welcome to a slightly more relaxed, contemplative episode of Brianisinyou.

For the first time in over two years, I am seated for this show. I am told that it makes me more calm.

Do you think it makes me more calm?

In this episode of Brianisinyou, we discuss the finer points of my plumbing experience, bowlioke, killing kids with video games, and, as always, your wondeful feedback.

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Have a pleasant week, my friends.

With love,
-bk

Bi2U58: Fudgenut

February 12th, 2008 by bk | Posted in Podcast | No Comments »

If you think the show was a bit slow this week, it is because Peter stole the Vitamin Energy that I had saved for the show. If I had a chance to drink it before the show, I totally would have pronounced all those words correctly, and I would have come up with solid punchlines. Bastard.

This week is all about conspiracies. What happens to left your leftover Chinese food? Why are the old people poisoning our Ginger Ale? What were all those masked assholes doing on the tenth? This week, you learn the truth.

More live shows are on the way. Make sure you re-subscribe for SMS alerts at http://brianisinyou.net/live, if you haven’t been getting your live show alerts.

Big ups to Rob Sheridan for the source photo to this week’s album art. Closing music discovered by Jake.