Bi2U63: (Ahem) Merchandise

March 9th, 2008 by bk | Posted in Podcast | No Comments »

There’s a woman in the studio, and everybody is afraid.

That woman is Starline. She is the one responsible for this week’s album art (Peter as a centaur having sex with a Jesus-like figure with a moon for a head), and she is also responsible for the wealth of womanly information that secretes from this week’s weekly show.

Learn all about picking up gold-digging whores at the Apple store, life changing experiences on Hollywood and Highland, and the trustworthiness of informations on the internet.

We’ll be back, live with Sean for episode 64. Keep an eye on brianisinyou.net/live to find out when to tune in. Make sure you vote for us at least twice at brianisinyou.net/vote, and get us into the top 10 at Podcast Alley. We are insanely close, but we need your support to make the final push.

Hear more from Starline, on the Apartment 209 podcast.

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Bi2U62: Roots

March 5th, 2008 by bk | Posted in Podcast | No Comments »

The departure of Brett Favre from Green Bay sparks a lively debate about shame, origins, coasts and the United States hemispheres.

It’s a bonus “mini” show with Sean, Peter and BK. Sean has returned from his deathbed, and we pick up where he left off last week. Peter has a memorable night out with a local, and a real live sexologist from the Sex is Fun podcast tries to set Peter and Sean straight on their limp-dicked pronunciations.

Starline will be live in the studio on Sunday evening (time TBD), for our next live show. Keep an eye on brianisinyou.net/live for more details, and to sign up for sms alerts. Also, make sure you vote for Brianisinyou on Podcast Alley for the month of March.

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Bi2U61: Sean Has Lupus

March 3rd, 2008 by bk | Posted in Podcast | No Comments »

Sean is very ill. He does not know where he is, and halfway through the show, we’re not sure either.

Enjoy 20 minutes of standard Brianisinyou fare, followed by Peter and BK interacting with you, the people. We open the phone lines to live listeners, and discuss the finer points of hospital drama, wisdom teeth and kidney stones.

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The Big Freeze in Santa Monica.

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Bi2U60: Coke Circle

February 23rd, 2008 by bk | Posted in Podcast | No Comments »

We are fucking rockstars. Get ready for rock star energy, rock star power, and rock star screaming.

So much fucking rock.

Rock.

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Bi2U59: Superscrew

February 16th, 2008 by bk | Posted in Podcast | No Comments »

Welcome to a slightly more relaxed, contemplative episode of Brianisinyou.

For the first time in over two years, I am seated for this show. I am told that it makes me more calm.

Do you think it makes me more calm?

In this episode of Brianisinyou, we discuss the finer points of my plumbing experience, bowlioke, killing kids with video games, and, as always, your wondeful feedback.

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Have a pleasant week, my friends.

With love,
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Bi2U58: Fudgenut

February 12th, 2008 by bk | Posted in Podcast | No Comments »

If you think the show was a bit slow this week, it is because Peter stole the Vitamin Energy that I had saved for the show. If I had a chance to drink it before the show, I totally would have pronounced all those words correctly, and I would have come up with solid punchlines. Bastard.

This week is all about conspiracies. What happens to left your leftover Chinese food? Why are the old people poisoning our Ginger Ale? What were all those masked assholes doing on the tenth? This week, you learn the truth.

More live shows are on the way. Make sure you re-subscribe for SMS alerts at http://brianisinyou.net/live, if you haven’t been getting your live show alerts.

Big ups to Rob Sheridan for the source photo to this week’s album art. Closing music discovered by Jake.

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Bi2U57: Seven Sandy Babies

February 2nd, 2008 by bk | Posted in Podcast | No Comments »

Have you ever been frustrated with your reality television career?

Do you wish you could take definitive action and achieve all your career goals?

Have you ever wished you could book reality roles on a regular basis, until finally your “day job” becomes a dim memory?

If you answered “yes” to any of these questions we guarantee our free one-hour seminar will be an eye-opener as to how you can have reality success now.

Join Mr. Peter as he instructs you on the finer points of Reality Television casting calls. Before you know it, you’ll be winning thousands on America’s favorite prime-time programming. You’ll finally have the money to play Segway-laser-polo on Santa Monica Beach, with all eleven of your children. This once in a lifetime seminar is available exclusively through Brianisinyou!!! For more details, please call 206-49-lolbk.

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Bi2U56: Wonky Pipes

January 26th, 2008 by bk | Posted in Podcast | No Comments »

You may have heard it live, but you should hear it again. We’ve made some minor fixes, and we think you’ll be quite pleased.

This week, we deal with Truth, Justice, the war on scientology, and a lot of pipes. Pipes are actually pretty cool. I would recommend looking into a career in the pipe fabrication and distribution field. It’s glamorous, you get outside and you earn while you learn!

Keep track of the next live show by signing up for SMS alerts on /live. Don’t forget to send us some voicemail, and vote on podcast alley.

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Bi2U55: Colonel Lingus

January 18th, 2008 by bk | Posted in Podcast | No Comments »

You’ve heard it live at least five days ago, now hear it again! This time around, the bad phone calls are missing, along with about 15 minutes of discussion. What did I edit out? Try to guess!

Sean is back from the south, and getting ready to go north. Far north. BK is enjoying his unemployment, and Nick is back… kind of. In this show, we discuss patriotism, international affairs, and the latest news from silicon vallley, in our own special way. Listen with someone you love.

Our next show will be recorded live, on a date which is soon to be determined. If you want to know when it’s going to happen, go to /live and sign up for SMS alerts. You’ll receive a text message when a show is imminent, and your number will be safely encoded, deep in my server.

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Bi2U54: Toasted Leather Cheerio

January 12th, 2008 by bk | Posted in Podcast | No Comments »

The debate begins. I think toaster ovens are a goddamn waste of time and energy, and Peter tends to disagree. Without a third person to decide a winner, a great debate is wrought, and yelling commences. Let us know where you stand.

Fortunately, there’s more to this episode than pointless appliances. I’ve had a busy week of unemployment, which amounts to more adventures than I’d like to admit. The Supersecretdownlowhollywoodradar hits the streets, and a major TV network wants to pretend your dog is gay.

Next Wednesday, we may be live on ustream.tv, around midnight EST. Keep an eye on my twitter and I’ll let you know. In the meantime, give us your feedback! 206.49.lolbk, and email “show” at brianisnyou.net. Don’t forget to vote on podcast alley, and help us climb the ranks of podcastland.

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